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Granville, OH

mankind's premier experiment in eugenics and statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from Columbus, OH. Known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being poor, being black, or generally doing anything that wouldn't normally be done in the antebellum South. Not surprisingly, the town leans Democrat.
Worthington: "My dear chap, thanks for the coffee! Do you happen to live in this Village of Granville, OH?"

Joe: "I'm actually from Newark."

Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)
by The Twelfth Monkey October 29, 2012
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My grazilba itches like fuck! Its cause that bitch had a scratchy throat!!
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Granville

A place very peaceful place where 90% of the people do heroin It is divided up between 4 places. West Ganville where everywhere you look are either trees or white people. Then there is people that live near Granby and they are all douches and fuck there girlfriends and act bitchy. Then there is people who live in the center of town where they all are heroin addicts and people who build walls to beseperated from the biggest faggots in town which live in a greenish house. Nobody likes them. Then there is old westfield road where all the 7th grade babies are.
Damn Southwick cant compared to Granville.
by Skinny.penis March 6, 2017
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Granville, OH

A charming town just east of Columbus. Population 9,585. Founded in 1805. Home of Denison University. Sterotypes of Granville are: rich, snobby and smart. But people in Granville are caring, polite, range from low income families to high income families and are just really well rounded folks. Overall Granville is a FANTASTIC place to live.
Davis: Wow, this town is beautiful. I am in awe with the kind citizens and the charming shops. What a wondeful place to live!

Taylor: Well, i mean, OBVIOUSLY. You're in Granville, OH.
by Lila Campboyd April 4, 2011
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scabby, sandy, nasty, kitty litter filled vagina
bennet has a gravil pit
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the Granville bone

Any situation where you get fucked over to the max. A situation where you are left thinking there could be nothing worse, and then it happens. Any situation where every orifice of your body is stretched to a gaping proportion. Living in a situation where you are scared to do anything wrong because you will get butt fucked.
Omg! why are we doing this?

This really, really sucks!

Did we not just do this, we are working in circles.

yea you just got the Granville bone
by hold your ankles August 6, 2011
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Granville

Where men are men, and sheep are scared.

You may be from Granville....

If there are less than 100 ppl living in your town.
If you are female(male) and you have an obsession with Gone By Daylight.
If your name is : Taylor, Lee, Sara, Twon, Emily, Sam, Devon, Jaques, Dave, Weebs, Lindz, or Wojo.
All the males in your town are about 10ft. tall.
If at one point at every party everyone stops to say-"TAYLOR'S HERE!!!".
If you know someone who has fucked an animal.

Gay Granville person: "Go to Jaques's party on Sunday!!"
Cool Swk person: "Pshhht,no. No ones gonna show up."
Granville person: "Go to Jaques's party on Sunday!!"
Cool Swk person: "Pshhht,no. No ones gonna show up."
by Poor Raped Goat July 30, 2008
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