A post-apocalyptic wasteland, graal was once an illustrious world populated by people sitting around complaining and de facto noobs alike. The people who ran graal have subsequently all died, and graal is now sustained by its remaining players. Concentrated in rubbish new-age playerworlds attempting to mimc World of Warcraft, none of graals remaining players had been e-born in the start level, and subsequently joined a graal noob guild pre-2007. Graalians remain oblivious to their rich past due to graal classic being messed around with too many times, and also because they are more interested in trying to buy things via Mass PMs, an idiosyncratic phenomenon restricted to modernist-fail servers. Graal is run from an abandoned building with boarded up windows somewhere in France. At the topmost floor of this building, in a scarce, derelict room is the graal server, a large computer from the late 1990s plugged into a cracked paint-chipped wall. without the global staff the computer has fallen into insanity, creating accounts with names like graal83754 and hosting crap playerworlds. Next to the computer is the skeleton of once notorious manager Unixmad, sat in an old wooden chair and still in a moth-eaten sleezy suit and a pair of dust-covered dior shoes. On unixmads desk the aftermath of an uneaten chocolate croissant slowly grows. This mouldy croissant is destined to one day consume the server and graal will be no more, the remaining players will be disconnected forever and never get their money back. It is only a matter of time.
Person 1: Dude, lets play graal!
Person 2: No way, count me out, graal. . . man that's some dark stuff.
Person A: I'm a level 80 mage on WoW
Person B: You've never played graal so you're a noob.
Douchebag: you haven't played since 1998 so you're a noob.
Graalian: Graal Online is the only game where pking requires any skill
Non-Graalian: THIS IS 2D I HATE IT
Curmudgeon: Graal was so much better back in the day. . .
Person 2: No way, count me out, graal. . . man that's some dark stuff.
Person A: I'm a level 80 mage on WoW
Person B: You've never played graal so you're a noob.
Douchebag: you haven't played since 1998 so you're a noob.
Graalian: Graal Online is the only game where pking requires any skill
Non-Graalian: THIS IS 2D I HATE IT
Curmudgeon: Graal was so much better back in the day. . .
by 'Midbie' June 16, 2009
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"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
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"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
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"Does wood sink in water?"
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"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
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"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
Get the Monty Python and the Holy Grail mug.The key to a ghost job is inside the holy grail. outside the cave where indiana jones killed the nazis in indiana jones and the last crusade is the holy grail (Here is why the nazi's wanted the chest..supposedly Hitler wanted it). Inside the golden chest there is a white sheet, the main ingredient in the Geej. This sheet is a Ghost hunters main weapon in order to become a ghost buster and the picture evidence to not be a Danny Phantom, (poser). But the holy grail of all jobs is the ghost job.
God: I Place Thy sheet into the holy grail, so that a lucky ghost hunter can ghost bust a ho. This Job is the holy grail of all jobs. I here by send thy chest down onto the Earth.
The holy grail, holding the sacred sheet has not been found.
The holy grail, holding the sacred sheet has not been found.
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