Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

by kakmasta April 6, 2009

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.

"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."

by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009

Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.

Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.

by LNG November 9, 2011

Gratte Bruvva

Euphamism to replace any word for the female genitalia.

Suck ya mothers gratte bruvva.

I can smell your gratte bruvva

by Hairy Starfish December 7, 2010

Grottery

Storage facility of pornographic material

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.

by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

cock grater

n.

a female with braces, who will potentially suck your cock

No fuck that she's a cock grater

by jason stiver January 24, 2005

Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016