Grantist

One who practices Grantism.

Blake: "So, wait... You think sex should be celebrated?"

Brittany: "That is what all Grantists think."

by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

granties

Somebody's Big ol' ass panties. Or "Period Panties."

"Hand me my granties please."

by Longitude August 11, 2007

Grantism

A word so gravenly misspelled that even an autospellchecker can not hazard a guess as to what would it should be and hence changes the word into something with a meaning completely different from what it was meant to be.

jim: "shame its not in london, would have been awesome to go bowling wearing a dressing gown, getting drunk on white rushings whilst complaining about how much that rug really tied the room together"

cobob: "white rushings?"

Jim: "and thats white russians btw, sorry for the grantism."

by Eldude January 2, 2009

Grangriss

A type of strange fish usually found in jars.

"Jim, what is that?" "Oh, it's my pet grangriss Tim."

by ifyou'rereadingthisyourgay February 27, 2020

Grantiose

When someone named Grant thinks he has a Grandiose idea, but it actually sucks.

Creating a tax on jobs to solve homelessness is a Grantiose idea.

by Winger the lion June 14, 2018

Grantism

A condition where you’re smart on the inside, not very smart on the outside

Named after a guy named Grant

That guy looks acts like he has grantism

by Jland March 7, 2019

Granties

Grandma Panties.

I like to floss my teeth with my grandma's granties. Oral hygiene is best with old panties.

by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021