Granville, OH

mankind's premier experiment in eugenics and statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from Columbus, OH. Known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being poor, being black, or generally doing anything that wouldn't normally be done in the antebellum South. Not surprisingly, the town leans Democrat.

Worthington: "My dear chap, thanks for the coffee! Do you happen to live in this Village of Granville, OH?"

Joe: "I'm actually from Newark."

Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)

by The Twelfth Monkey October 29, 2012

Gransplain

When you have to break down the meaning of a current saying or word, so your granny can understand. You also need to say it LOUDLY!

Me: This party is lit! Granny: you lit what?? Do you need a match? Me: Let me Gransplain...This is a very exciting party. Granny: What? Me: GOOD PARTY!

by Jaybird417 December 24, 2018

grandiloquent

gran-DIL-uh-kwuhnt, adjective:
Lofty in style; pompous; bombastic. Full of fine words and fancy expressions - marked by the use of impressive-sounding but mostly meaningless words and phrases.

He became more than usually grandiloquent as if to make up for the years of silence with words of gold.

by JRob July 26, 2006

Sean Grandillo

The bozo you see filming pigeons on the street for his #sickass youtube channel. He has over 100M Subscribers. He is #litaf He played the voice of Otto in the Deaf West production of Spring Awakening on Broadway. You could stare into his gorgeous F U C K I N G eyeballs for eternity. If you know the legend, December 9, 1992 born, Sean Grandillo, then you are a #luckybitch

Person 1: Yo who's that filming a fucking pigeon?
Person 2: Holy shit that's Sean Grandillo!
Person 1: Holy shit!!

by animescorbus September 9, 2018

Granville

A place very peaceful place where 90% of the people do heroin It is divided up between 4 places. West Ganville where everywhere you look are either trees or white people. Then there is people that live near Granby and they are all douches and fuck there girlfriends and act bitchy. Then there is people who live in the center of town where they all are heroin addicts and people who build walls to beseperated from the biggest faggots in town which live in a greenish house. Nobody likes them. Then there is old westfield road where all the 7th grade babies are.

Damn Southwick cant compared to Granville.

by Skinny.penis March 6, 2017

Granville, OH

A charming town just east of Columbus. Population 9,585. Founded in 1805. Home of Denison University. Sterotypes of Granville are: rich, snobby and smart. But people in Granville are caring, polite, range from low income families to high income families and are just really well rounded folks. Overall Granville is a FANTASTIC place to live.

Davis: Wow, this town is beautiful. I am in awe with the kind citizens and the charming shops. What a wondeful place to live!

Taylor: Well, i mean, OBVIOUSLY. You're in Granville, OH.

by Lila Campboyd April 4, 2011

the Granville bone

Any situation where you get fucked over to the max. A situation where you are left thinking there could be nothing worse, and then it happens. Any situation where every orifice of your body is stretched to a gaping proportion. Living in a situation where you are scared to do anything wrong because you will get butt fucked.

Omg! why are we doing this?

This really, really sucks!

Did we not just do this, we are working in circles.

yea you just got the Granville bone

by hold your ankles August 6, 2011