granger

A female that looks sexually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature

Jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine ass
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger

by ridemralphio July 9, 2009

Granger

Someone who is either nerdy or a kiss up, or both. Typically to do with school. (Referring towards the personality of Hermione Granger in the first few books of Harry Potter)

Caitlin: HEY!! I have the answer pick on me! i reasearched it all last night so i would be ahead!
Giulia: Damn, look at that granger
Marié: Yeah dude shes hella granger.

by giulia goolia August 1, 2011

Granger

Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.

Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!

by much_professional June 14, 2018

Granger

The White Knight of men that stop at nothing to promote SJW culture through bad jokes and satire, but they really are just shittalkers that just want to get laid more than anything

Granger: Rape jokes are not okay, anyway, white people are so stupid haha- wanna fuck?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger

by IIIlllIII May 8, 2019

granger

A man who is devote of all manly features. Who plays homosexual videogames when not sitting on his ass getting credit for things he didnt do. Most often found in the military, and no longer has his Man Cherry

"Did you see that guy? he is just sitting there playing that gay game... he is a total Granger"

by SPAD WARRIOR June 10, 2009

Granger Zone

Nickname for NBA great Danny Granger. Also can be used to describe the area around him on the court. Congrats on the All Star team Granger!!!!!

1)
Fan: Good game Granger Zone
Danny Granger: Thanks fan

2)

Announcer: Oh my did you that steal by Danny, that is why you do not go into the Granger Zone.

by Jonny Iosim February 22, 2009

Granger Danger

When a girl shows up to a big event, often a dance, and is suddenly noticed as beautiful by her peers and/or love interest(s). Most of the time, she wears a pretty dress, lets her hair down, and takes off her glasses, and this is all that must be done.

When Shelly showed up to the dance in her new strapless, it was total granger danger.

by Rumbleroar42 April 21, 2010