ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.

Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020

grandzaddy

A grandpa that also happens to be a dime piece.

Damn, he's fine for an older man, hey Grandzaddy!

by Reinaaa September 30, 2017

Grandmadonna

a person of an elder age group who thinks they are as relevant as a younger, more-talented person.

Lady Gaga is popular today. Enough of Grandmadonna trying to claim she wrote all songs.

by sesmith70 March 6, 2012

grandads pudding

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!

i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters

by eggy_001 May 2, 2009

Grandad Neck

An old fashioned shirt, for men, without the collar, a t-shirt with buttons, particularly popular in great Britian (July 2009) amongst men, teen and pre-teen boys.

Wow, Nice grandad neck Tom

by Oven Glove Avenger July 24, 2009