Gråmus

Ordet "gråmus" bruker man hvis man ikke har hatt sex på lenge, at musa begynner å bli støvete.

Jente : Jeg har ikke hatt sex på så lenge
Gutt: Da begynner du å få en gråmus

by urbanguy04 January 13, 2022

Grampster

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.

Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!

by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008

gramps champ

The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!

Jack: "How come you're so late? The movie's about to start!"

Danny: "I was rushing, but I got stuck behind two or three gramps champs on the way here! It was so annoying!"

by GarthF March 7, 2006

grampaslacks

The act of scoring higher than the Pope at Centipede whilst devouring a baby-themed lampshade.

"Dude, I grampaslacks your score, Mr. John Paul...and this lampshade tastes NASTY!"

by Gangardo August 10, 2006

grumpustiltskin

A person who is constantly grumpy, or occasionally suffering from a very high level of grumpiness.

A grumpustiltskin, is a term used for a major grumpus.

(No link whatsoever to Rumpelstiltskin)

"I've been trying to talk to her all night but she has a face like a slapped arse, what a grumpustiltskin!"

"Mate, how's it going....

Fuck off,
OOOOOOHHHH alright grumpustiltskin"

by nwest1 September 9, 2012

gramps

Any person (regardless of age or gender), place, or thing lacking in speed.

"Way to go 5 miles per hour under the speed limit, gramps!"

"C'mon, slowass gramps!"

"Jesus christ, get the hell outta my way, gramps!"

by Scott Williford May 5, 2006

Gramps

When a person has a certain level of badassery that goes beyond badassery.

That was gramps man!

by Deedeegoeswolf February 16, 2017