goulasher

A person who inserts their own excrement into somebodies anal cavity

Hi betty let me poke my poo in your jacksie . Goulasher

by Defining jelly king March 1, 2017

Goulash

1. Nonsense 2. Bull Crap/Bull Sh*t 3. A lie

"This is the biggest goulash I have ever heard!"

While playing modern warfare - "That's GOULASH!"

by sweetcandysum November 19, 2010

Goulash

One of the best homemade funeral dish/quickest meal possible.

Made with elbow macaroni, ground meat (browned with onion),whole tomatoes/diced tomatoes and a lot of care and love.

One of the best tasting, quickest meals ever made.
Great for all ages, especially college students, young children, and even babies!

Pete really makes a mean batch of goulash!

Wow, Daddy's goulash always tastes great!

by AEHill September 2, 2009

Goulash

Once upon a time there was a pony who was gazing through a field of flowers. The farmer that happened to own this wonderful field of flowers was watching this pony. When he saw it eat a small kitten. It has been known as Goulash ever since.

Goulash!

by Andersquints January 19, 2009

Goulash

Tenacious D and Dio make a good one.

"Your sauce will mix with ours
and we'll make a good goulash baby!"

by Gargatar October 31, 2008

Goulash

A meat stew sold around Europe, but can also be used offensively and agressively in conversation.

"Steve your a bad goulash"

"I'll knock u out goulash prick"

by HectorB March 10, 2007

Grimy Goulash

The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.

Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020