It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 15, 2024
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Got a face on

To be in a bad mood; be grumpy.

An alternative way to say 'cob on'.
Eee, she's got a proper face on', her
Oh my god, what have you got a face on for?
by Scarlett_Pimp December 12, 2023
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