gissom

Semen.
Usually spelt jism.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Jordan Gossman

Singer/Songwriter/Music Producer from Northern Minnesota born on February 11th, 1991 in St. Paul, Minnesota. Now, marketed as one of Minnesota's leading independent recording artists, Jordan (stage name Jordan! or Jordan Gossman) is on his way to making his mark in the R&B/ Hip Hop aspect of the music industry.

Jordan Gossman is a musical genius.

by Music Maker February 4, 2010

gossamer

A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush

Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.

by Senor Gossamer April 15, 2008

Gossamer

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.

"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"

by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 5, 2017

Gossamer

When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn

Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.

by Anonse7en June 14, 2011

Gossoon

a boy, suggested to be ludicrous, offten because of the listeners subcontious awarness of words such as goon or loon. can be used to patronise someone young and male

sir you are a gossoon

by Grufes April 12, 2009

Gossamer

A word used by intelligent people to describe under water farts. Usually in baths or hot tubs.

'fucking hell tobe that gossamer stinks'

'Jesus Christ that was a bubbly gossamer'

by Leightweight June 5, 2017