gorf

to receive really good head, deepthroat

She gorfed my entire unit. I really need some gorf.

by Skurvey December 28, 2005

gorf

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

gorf

Queefing a golf ball out of your pussy.

I proceeded to toss her salad and twist her knobs, when in a single moment of intense passion, her vagina gorfed a small golf ball into my nostrils.

by scubes4life October 13, 2007

gorf

The act of excreting shit, puke, and piss from your body all at the same time, mostly done while passed out after a night of drinking, but has been known to be performed while wide awake.

"It's just one of those nights where I'm gonna get real real hammered and gorf all over myself later."

"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"

by Hamma6885 October 22, 2008

Gorf

to make a mistake; to render damaged.

I gorfed up the paint job on my Chevelle when I sprayed Bleche-Wite on it.

by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

Gorf

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

by RJ May 28, 2004

Gorf

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

by Daniel November 14, 2004