Doing a gordon means to have homosexual sex with a man wearing the typically gay atire of tight jeans and a fishnet vest.
by Steve Urdic December 20, 2006
When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.
Guy: Do I really need another man purse?
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)
by Furter January 22, 2008
a very confused boy who does not know how to get home and if you talk to him he simply says yes even if the answer is no, or maybe you didn't even ask him a question he is affraid of dogs and cats but his favourite animal has to be a cockroach, yes thats right. he seems to be a kean little swimmer, but only in puddles because anything over 5cm's then he'll drown. he loves putting his wellies on, and jumping in the sink. he really likes aliens, in fact he believes his grandparents are from outer space so thats why he's frightened of them
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear
by Jaja123... August 24, 2008
by A random 12 November 08, 2016
Twitter term. A unit of measurement for tesla stock. One #Gordon (or #classicGordon) is $17.40, a #newGordon is $40. Named after the famous ana... *cough cough* fortune teller @GordonJohnson19 who had a $87 price target pre-split and has upped that to $40.
$TSLA stock down more than 4 #Gordon or #classicGordon - down almost 2 #newGordon
That’s a harsh drop.
That’s a harsh drop.
by ToxicTeslaFanboy January 12, 2021
You are a phenomenon if you are a Gordon. Always elusive and seemingly crazy, they can be both the greatest person in you life or the one who makes you want to hide in a hole. They are either a person you hate or love.
I miss you, Gordon!
by pekingcat=^'.w'^= June 02, 2016
The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
by pluoticus February 23, 2012