gooncave

Jerking off with all the men in your small corner room of your apartment

Donald trump: wanna join the gooncave reharden your cock you’ll love the next hour

by Goon Lord June 2, 2023

goonigan

(n.) A combination of a goon and a hooligan

"This place is full of goonigans"

by Tea Is On December 13, 2009

goonicide

When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.

"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."

"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(

by Lothar76 April 26, 2009

Goonigan

It's like hoonigan drifting or racing, but for goons. Also

Did you see Rob drifting his big boy tricycle today like a goonigan? That shit was awesome.

by PurplePeoplePower July 12, 2016

goonitar

Goonitar - a person who is at a constant rate of gooning. This person would usually be at the back of the class or at home gooning. Most common names are Chris

Chris stop gooning at the back of the class you goonitar

by Pegmeh April 15, 2024

goonifcation

The process of one becoming a goon.

My brother tim went through goonifcation, now he is a goon

by NihilismCheese July 20, 2024

goonicide

When you are caught in the act of gooning so hard you end your own life.

Have you seen what happened to the man who went to the drive thru with no pants on? He committed a goonicide!

by 011100000111000001110000 January 17, 2025