Goondogger

A goony sonufabitch who thinks hes funny but is really far from it. The only time people laugh in his presence is to laugh at him not with him. A Goondogger generally spends his days cheifing away on a blunt and smutting bitches.

Oh shit son look over there, that dude is a mofucking Goondogger!

by Hard Knox November 11, 2010

Goonjob

A goonjob is when you are pretty much getting jacked off by someone who is gooning at the same time as you.

"Dude I got an incredible goonjob from my daughters boyfriend"

by Gooner5234 April 15, 2024

Goonjob

A goonjob is when your getting a handjob from your daughters boyfriend, and he is gooning and when he is done he ejaculates into your tip.

Dude you gotta get yourself a goonjob!
Bro I gotta stop talking to you Landon

by Gooner5234 April 16, 2024

Goonbobbing

Licking and sucking on a SpongeBob Popsicle so hard and repeatedly that one enters the “goon zone” can only be achieved by sucking on the original brand SpongeBob popsicle.

Oh man I was goonbobbing so hard last night… couldn’t take my mouth off of that little sucker. I entered the goon zone as soon as my tongue stroked its little yellow body.

by neverforget1776 May 1, 2024

Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

goonmobile

A 2008 Dodge Challenger drove by the Goonlord at an Arizona coffee drive thru

"Did you see that guy caught lacking at the coffee shop, bro? He just committed goonicide, he drove a good goonmobile too"

by goonening January 30, 2025

GoonDongle

Goondongle (Noun): The feeling before failing to waste or having wasted a chance & the pervading sense of dread that accompanies a Goondongle

"One needs not utter goondongle,one experiences it"

by 𝔗𝔥𝔰𝔫𝔡𝔳𝔩𝔱𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔫 February 25, 2026