the googles

A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.

Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?

by etriad September 20, 2012

googlesexual

Someone obsessed with google.

Why is he googling up sex?!?
He’s googlesexual.

by fuckshit7j7 March 8, 2022

googlebomb

The act of manipulating Google search engine results by having hundreds of sites link to a specific site using deceiving keywords.

Google "miserable failure" and you'll get the bio of George W. Bush...he's a victim of a googlebomb.

by FA July 4, 2004

Ask The Googles

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.

Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012

Googlers

Googlers (goo-guh-lurs) noun. The magnification reading glasses nerds wear in order to see their cellphone screens while googling.

John can I borrow your googlers for a second so I can google that.

by Dragonlady58 January 30, 2021

googleization

The process of getting involved with the many Google services: first of all a google account, a google mail box, google homepage, google gadgets, docs, calendar, etcetera...

Helen: Now all my family has an email account with google...
Martin: Wow..that's called googleization!

by helenz January 9, 2009

googles

code word for saying boobs around your teacher

that teacher has no googles

by lilbabiey November 30, 2018