Goofalaquits

(goof-uh-la-kits) Denotes "to take a piss" or as a substitute for "urine" See SCHLIGY and CLYGITS

Adisah: *drinks gatorade* Man there was so much liquid ..... I need to take a goofalaquits

ZJ: fawk u mean.. that's some CLYGITS
Yellow Bean: jdiajwidawj yer me

by brokeboyzman July 20, 2019

Goofcake

(noun, sing.), Strange, silly, goofy, whimsical, drunken, particularly German. When dancing, a goofcake looks like (s)he is being operated by a drunken puppeteer.

"Felix, you dance like a grandpa and that's not your Berlin hat, ya goofcake."

by Felix and Ruben April 13, 2019

Goofakis

He who resembles a real life version of Goofy. A complete fuck up in life.

The "Goofakis" didn't roll out of bed until 3 today.

The "Goofakis" is making some noodle soup.

The "Goofakis" is watching a disney movie.

The "Goofakis" smacked his stomach and said "Good morning Mr. Buchanan"

The "Goofakis" is ironing his clothes for an extremely fun night out on the town.

by First Ave February 11, 2008

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

goofrat

A Person who's so dumbfounded and undescribably stupid that you just don't know what else to name; a person who makes you laugh over idotic sayings/actions

Your friend just told you the dumbest most immature joke. You say: "You're a goofrat"

by calPeterKlim July 16, 2007

goofna

A goofy autistic person. Usually used as an insult when someone says something stupid.

Was that a stutter? Your such a goofna.

You sound stupid you goofna.

That kid is such a goofna.

by AquaticMilk February 22, 2023

Goofado

Goo-Fado - Goofy by nature. Natually goofy without trying. Funny without trying to be funny. crazy

that sales man is goofado.

by JDMrolla September 2, 2011