goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.

If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints

by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006

Goofer

Someone that’s so funny everyone you look at them you burst out laughing. Every move they seem to make makes you laugh.

Omg look at that guy he’s just a goofer

by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020

Golfieri

Fat pole smoker who enjoys licking male anus.

I once golfieried a racoon.

by Shammer22 November 27, 2012

goofer

1.A goof; silly person; random.

Note: This word was made up by Colin M. to discribe his lovely girlfriend, Bridgette... because she is a complete goof.

Bridgette, you are such a goofer!

by beepdebee April 23, 2007

High goofies

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.

EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."

by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

Goofer

Someone who is obnoxious, goofy, loud, or just plain does stupid shit. Usually acts out on a daily basis.

Dude, that kid at the movies was a Goofer, he wouldn't shut up.

I swear to god Alan, if you keep being such a Goofer ill beat your ass.

by John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmit January 17, 2009