goof ass

1. some one who is is bad at everything.

2.somebody that tries to be funny and cool, but are not and can not.

3. Al Gore

4. David Spade

Dakota: Look at Tim over there, he's the goof ass of all goof asses.

by Donteen "The Mean Machine" Swift April 25, 2008

golfassage

Golfassage is a combination of the words Golf and Massage. It is normally a chair massage on the golf course for golfers to loosen up their muscles either before, during or after a round of golf. The massage focuses on muscles in the neck and back and last no longer than 5 minutes.

The therapist helped lower the golfers score by administering a golfassage before he warmed up for the round.

by P. Rusnak April 22, 2008

GOOFAS

A very goofy ahh person that says stupid things.

Re eisai goofas giati paeis klassiko.

by patrioticgoofas May 16, 2023

Goobass

A retarded person usually interbreed with close family.

Look at that Goobass his sisters his mom.

by Jonmclain November 4, 2012

goofasaurus

gleh.

''goofasaurus gleh!''

by gleh? June 30, 2009

goofasaurus

A term of endearment describing the silliness one engages in.
Goofasauri are error prone and clumsy. Yet this word is used to gentle the drawing of attention to ones mistakes.

She trips over a garden hose, and one would say, "You goofasaurus, you could of hurt your self...!"

by Lateef Head June 30, 2009

goofess

The mixed between being Goofy and a doofus.

U a goofess nibba

by I’m That Nibba November 9, 2017