Goochstrip

Goochstrip is an alright being stronger than anything in existence and outside of it. Goochstrip is the king of all gooches and the most powerful, (gooch lore is very similar to Norse mythology)

Man 1-“Before I go to bed I pray to goochstrip every night!”

Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”

by Kakson May 31, 2020

Goochstrap

The strap that carries stuff located at your gooch (kind of like a goochbag).

"MOM!! can u get my luchbox so I can hang it from my goochstrap"

by SMEXY PADS PLEASE! March 30, 2009

goochtastic

something that is real lame or just over all shitty.

Why did Mandy Moore come out with that goochtastic CD of all cover songs? The title "Coverage" just spells out gooch.

by casey November 13, 2003

Goochmas

That period of time between Christmas and New Years Eve, when you're not sure what day it is, as they all pretty much just blend into one.

Can also be used as a greeting for the festive season.

Merry Goochmas!

by Class A January 9, 2022