gooching 

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

gooching by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Gooching 

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

Gooching by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

Gooching 

Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice

"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "

Gooching by PapiUzbleck January 25, 2020

Gooching 

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

Gooching by whamola99 March 1, 2020

Gooching 

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

Gooching by Eedyas October 13, 2023

Gooching 

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

Gooching by BigChad69 April 17, 2024

Gooching 

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

Gooching by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025