gooberchump

A person who values most what they lack.

Often called a gooberchump by her cousins, Fortner convinced herself she was good at writing and math, though her skills were minimal and that of a small child.

by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

Gooberschnikel

An ice cream flavored with coconut milk and jasmine tea. It is traditionally sweetened with a variety of sugars (including honey, maple syrup, brown sugar). Many people complain that the jasmine tea flavor is often too understated.

I love gooberschnikel ice cream but my Auntie Shell thinks it's a little underwhelming.

by antonyminator February 14, 2010

gooberchump

A person whose values are held by things they lack of.

Fortner lacked skill in grammar writing and math, but always thought she was good at them. As a result, her cousins called her a gooberchump.

by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

gooberacci

Universal term used to describe any person for any act that is found displeasing or idiotic.

"No gooberacci, read the instructions."

by Anonymous December 26, 2002

gooberschnitzel

Rooting from the scottish verb "goub", a type of joyous dance routine, combined with the german word "schnitzel" which is a thin, seasoned veal cutlet, normally dipped and fried in batter.
The phrase itself means to brutally beat, maim, bludgon, stab and/or murder another individual. This individual taking the beating is noramlly an imbilclie, a.k.a. "Dipstick" or "dumb as a slab of meat" (deriving the root word "schnitzel"). This beating must also be done in a joyous, more towards insane, way (deriving the root word "goub").
This term is normally used in a type of joyful warcry by the assaliant.

Bully: "Give me that toy" (takes toy away from kid)
Kid: (slaps bully, and straps explosives around the bully's face) "GOOBERSCHNITZEL!!!!!"

(Bully's head is incinerated in a brutal explosion)

by Akumu Ninja November 24, 2006

gooberhead

a person who is told what to do, and how hard to that said thing. but doesn't

Jimmy didn't work out hard enought

Coach Kelm "GOOBERHEAD"

by Suck me Mother Fucker March 26, 2010

Gooberchev

A arbitrary insult of a similar meaning to numbnut and or dingus.

John Doe is being such a gooberchev.

by RadiantMoth March 6, 2024