gonzo

The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had

That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.

by poo February 24, 2003

gonzo

1) A style of porn where there is no attempt at a story - people just have sex and someone else films it. Often very low budget.

2) A bitch with a very large nose resembling Gonzo the Muppet's.

1) Dude I made my own porno last night! I fucked this bitch while I left my webcam running. It was true gonzo style!

2) Me and my made had pig-ons with Gonzo last night. Man that slut is a whore.

by ButFli June 2, 2004

gonzo

A green herb with many medical applications commonly mistaken with weed.

shaq: yo jerry u got that gonzo
jerry : nah b but i got some jenkum

by Sha-aq-man April 10, 2019

gonzo

According to (Bill) Cardoso, 'Gonzo' is South Boston Irish slang describing the last man standing after a drinking marathon (Wikipedia)

Ask 'gonzo' Bill, (from Boston ?)

by Paul Van Den Steene September 23, 2005

gonzo

someone or something that has either gone away or disappeared, usually unexpectedly.

Hey, boss is gonzo! Let's party!

by timmie July 4, 2005

gonzo

When you're performing sodomy on a partner and your penis accidentally slips out thereby being hammered into the ass cheek and bends up like Gonzo's nose.

I was bangin' out this MILF, see, and my cocus slipped out and gonzoed that hoebag.

by Dr. Gonzo 9 February 11, 2008

gonzo

being completely drunk or wasted.

the same as saying you're "gone" when intoxicated.

"That girl at the party last night was so gonzo, she puked all over the floor after doing her third keg stand."

by oL2009 April 17, 2009