by la de, de da June 3, 2007

UK: Somebody who is going to or has died, also used in an ireverent way to defuse a situation through humor.
1) Parachutist's reserve chute fails, 'he's a goner for sure'.
2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.
3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.
2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.
3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

term for a girl that's so ugly, disgusting, bitchy, repulsive, etc. that she makes guys' boners go away. synonym for boner shrinker.
Lara: "Did you see Kim in her flesh-colored one piece last night?"
Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."
Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."
Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."
Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."
by lgolebie October 11, 2011

a female version of a boner. unlike guys girls hide this.
senario 1: two girls talking in the hall
hot guy passes
both girls "GONER!!"
senario 1: two girls talking in the hall
hot guy passes
both girls "GONER!!"
senario 2 : girl talking to her guy friends
girl with big tits and a even bigger ass passes
guys "bONER!!"
15 minutes lATEer a guy 6'4 with 6pack abs and black hair passes
girl" GONER!!!"
girl with big tits and a even bigger ass passes
guys "bONER!!"
15 minutes lATEer a guy 6'4 with 6pack abs and black hair passes
girl" GONER!!!"
by justpoppedinmyhead September 11, 2011

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