Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

Golira

A funny way (Perhaps the best way) to say Gorilla to make you're friends laugh

Rosie:What animal was that again?
Zama:It's a GOLIRA
Rosie:What?
Zama:I said it was a GOLIRA

by KushKisser69 October 3, 2020

Davey and Goliath

A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!

Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.

by Boats n' Hoes June 29, 2009

Goliva

Derives from the root words to "Go Live". A Goliva is a female who is basically "down for whatever". A female who is easily made ready to engage in numerous sexual activities whenever they are requested.

Ayo that Bitch over there is a Goliva.

by Hawk.Daddy, Please say the Daddy November 19, 2005

Goliando

When you take a shit on your lovers asshole and shove your fecal matter into the ass with your own penis and finally orgasming.

"last night my boyfriend put his shit in my ass with his own cock, he called it goliando"

"i love to goliar"

by everyone gets one April 26, 2010

Goliath

A very polite young man. Goliath's are often very well muscled but do not use that strength for fighting unless absolutely necessary. Goliath's are respective of woman and often considered the perfect gentleman, although the long hair is sometimes misleading. Likes Alexandra's.

Wow, that guys strong.
Yeah, he's a Goliath. He's real sweet though.

by be cool dude January 19, 2009