the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
by the golden dildologist February 25, 2010
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Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"
Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"
Ben - "why would you say that?"
Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"
Ben - "why would you say that?"
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A cup of urine frozen into a thin circular layer that can be slipped under an annoying neighbor's door. When melted, leaves a permanent smell in carpet that cannot be removed. Discs are best produced following a night of heavy drinking, and are considered the ultimate in cold revenge.
In planning his revenge on his apartment complex arch-nemesis, Julian waited until a night of heavy drinking to manufacture the Golden Disc that he would cunningly slip under Do's door.
by Wakim & Pablo August 27, 2006
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Get the Golden Douche mug.A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!
I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006
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(or obese fat mans) breasts and using the penis
to hit either or both tits create a drum - like beat.
(or obese fat mans) breasts and using the penis
to hit either or both tits create a drum - like beat.
John wanted to create a song using the "Golden Drums"
method, so he invited Gary over to help him make it.
Gary revealed his man - boobies to John,
let him urinate all
over it and they made music for hours.
method, so he invited Gary over to help him make it.
Gary revealed his man - boobies to John,
let him urinate all
over it and they made music for hours.
by Patrick 74 February 9, 2009
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