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Goodeman

A dewdropper, one who leaves stacks of paper around his cube hoping others will trip over it. Talks about retirement often.
There ol' goodeman... he'll never get out of here.
by Dopesleuth June 6, 2018
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Gooseman

An absolutely legendary figure, most popular from his appearances in the Pleasure Island and Manwhore chronicles. He runs Manwhore industries with his business partner Fernando, where he creates rockin music videos and patented Manwhore fragrance.

Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island.

Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”.

Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
With the Walrus Pits emptied of their delectable flesh tubes, Gooseman wallows in eternal agony
by 13GayRavens August 3, 2022
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Gooseman

a state of mind in which one "niggah" is in touch with oneself, such a way that the person is enlightened and becomes a "Wujamba"
A:yo gooseman, wutup da east side coast?
B:nuttin dawg
A: o wanna hit the sack yo? i gots me some new porno, they asian chicks this time.
B: hmmm, can i "emeril" u after?
A:.... sure but yo niggah ass better go to da wunderbread corner first
B:FO SHo nigga
by Ze12o booty February 11, 2003
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Gooseman

A history fan, and a person with a name that starts with E.
Eans a gooseman, bro.”
by thatkeonguy December 25, 2022
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