Goji warrior

A person that wears goji clothing and wears goji 24/7 - used comedically/

Person 1: whos that guy gettin all the women
Person 2: oh thats ____ hes a goji warrior

by The goji warrior December 13, 2022

Goji Moment

When you're watching a Godzilla movie and the most ridiculous sh!t had just transpire right in front of you're eyes.

What the f***? Did Godzilla just did a flying kick using his tail to support his f***ing body? Wtf? What the actual f***? What an absolute Goji Moment.

by Gamsung Salaxy May 19, 2020

Goji Daddy

Derived from the term Sugar Daddy a Goji Daddy is a partner who brings good things into your life!

Unlike sugar, which is unhealthy, a Goji berry is an extremely healthy fruit from Asia.

A Goji Daddy can bring invaluable experience to the life of his Goji Baby, including but not limited to: peace, enlightenment, expansion of the mind, a deeper connection to one's body, increased self-worth, and an overall suppprt towards self-progression.

Bestfriend: Girl, why are you so sprung on him? D2B? Does he pay your bills?

Goji Baby: none of that matters to me any more, my Goji Daddy is inspiring me to be a better version of me!

by BDub Baby April 19, 2018

goji bears

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.

I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.

by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

Psyche Goji

"迷幻枸杞"
a Chinese content creator named Joe who gives you the illusion that you know English ...in 3 minutes.

- OMG, Joe just uploaded!
- Who's Joe?
- That Psyche Goji dude. C'mon, you watched him!

by ZhuJiangJiu November 16, 2020

Psyche Goji

"迷幻枸杞"
a content creator named Joe who gives you the illusion that you actually know English.

-- OMG! Joe just uploaded!

-- Who's Joe?
-- That Psyche Goji dude!
-- What's Psyche Goji?

by ZhuJiangJiu November 16, 2020

so goji

A term used for yoga-crazed, goji berry-eating, new agey, granola-loving liberal yuppies (also possibly involved with a yoga teaching program).

"So goj" or "so goji"
"Josiah joined the yoga-teaching program ... so goj."

by DWETS December 18, 2009