Goner

A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless

"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"

by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017

fuck the government

1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.

2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.

“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson

“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin

“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln

I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means

Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?

Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.

Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?

Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"

Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.

Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.

by M Stillman June 29, 2006

Fuck the government

Takes money from you.

*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff

by Idk78787 September 14, 2018

Sri Lankan Government

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.

Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.

by Made.inSL June 14, 2019

U.S. Government

A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.

You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.

by Some madman on the internet June 12, 2018

puppet government

When a government in a smaller less powerful country (usually a dictatorship)gets installed by a bigger, more powerful country (usually USA) in replacement of the government the smaller country had previously (usually a democratically elected leader who is assassinated)

There are many puppet governments in the world run by an evil, vicious dictator who was installed by groups such as the CIA because of his support for US interest. A puppet government has been installed in many countries by the CIA
here is a small list which includes but not limits to:
Iran 1953 (democratically elected Mossadeq overthrown and replaced with the Shah)
Chile 1973 ('' '' Salvador Allende overthrown and replaced by vicious Augusto Pinochet)
Cuba (Castro overthrew pro US Batista who was a dictator)
Guatemala 1954
Turkey 1960 and 1980
Nicaragua 1980 - 1989

and it goes on...this is not a conspiracy theory, it is the truth and in the public domain

by donthate123 November 21, 2013

luke goter

A "Luke Goter" is the kind of person you would see smoking an invisible blunt at a McDonald's or doing some weird retard dance in a public restroom. A "Luke Goter" can also be a very fun, comedic, and creative person. A "Luke Goter" makes the best memes.

Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.

Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".

Person A: "did you see that weird dude buying 8 bags of pickle chips yesterday? "

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".

by IwaoImported May 19, 2016