goblin horde

A terrible gang in Clovis California known for prostitution

Look out it's the goblin horde!

by GH14_Claytor March 18, 2017

Gogglish

A language, derived from the teachings of David Goggins. Central componenets of gogglish include the terms; STAY HARD and DONT BE A BITCH

WHEN I SAY BITCH ITS NOT GENDER-SPECIFIC. ITS A MINDSET, IN GOGGLISH IT MEANS WEAK, SOFT, FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF.

by Dixie normus pp sghlong November 19, 2022

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.

Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

Ninja Goblin

A phrase yelled by your sleeping boyfriend in the middle of the night before he slaps you around the face and lays back down in the bed.

Ninja Goblin!!!

by oogaflugen September 29, 2013

Dice Goblin

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.

Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.

by The Goom January 31, 2020

gains goblin

A term used to describe a person or time commitment that interferes with one's potential to cultivate mass.

Yo, kevin be actin like a gains goblin when he wastes my time at the gym.

by Brodin69420 August 26, 2015

Wobble Goblins

A huge pair of natural tits.

Jesus! Check out the wobble goblins on that!

by shudjonk June 5, 2018