godfrey

A mental retard who is clueless not only about current events, but also has the IQ level of a rock. The term “godfrey” is given to people who are so outstandingly stupid that they can’t even understand what the big joke is.

Godfrey has a proposition.

by Tripod1357 December 14, 2017

Godfrey

Basically your local nitty, will shag for a mars bar and a 50p energy drink. Often found vibing outride Sainsbury's local on multiple Class a drugs hurling abuse at passes by. In conclusion basically a massive slag on pingers 24 / 7

Friend : Don't go over there!
Friend 2 : Why?
Friend : Godfrey is over there

Friend : Oh shit!

by gus3000 December 4, 2019

Godfrey

potential pastor with a strong connection with the Lord . In addition a behavioural psychologist. He is the person who will save the world with his perpetual energy source based on nuclear fusion.

"That man Godfrey will save us from our sins, inequities and our own demise"

by MobiusDestroyer September 19, 2020

Godfrey

A Dumbass

Godfrey is literally a dumbass

by glee811 November 22, 2021

Godfrey

A person who is always late, never ready on time and cancels on plans last minute.

can't believe you just pulled a Godfrey on me.

by ace-installed April 9, 2023

Godfrey Gao

The first male asian supermodel. Orginated from Heaven but migrated to Taiwan. His name consists of a heavenly being in the form of a man. Probably the most handsome man alive without the use of cosmetic surgery. Able to captivate women around the world without removal of pants or the need to go topless. Innate ability to cause women to suffer from HPS (Horny Pussy Syndrome).

guy #1 : Geez that guy is hot!
girl #1 : somehow i feel a mad itch at my snatch..
guy #2 :duh, thats Godfrey Gao. He has the passive ability to cause HPS!

by walkingchillicrab November 7, 2013

godfrey daniels

W. C. Fields would say this instead of GDamn. It was usually uttered in disgust in a mumbling fashion.

Godfrey Daniels, Mother of Pearl!

by GonzoJhawk May 17, 2018