During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight
Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019
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"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
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A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
by Frankiez October 1, 2006
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This Locktober, Ryan threw away the key for his combo plug and cage as a way to stop Hailèigh from stalling his gains.
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Q97, the local classic rock station, sponsored a Rocktober concert/celebration featuring various rock legends of the 1970's.
by EDH November 17, 2005
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One time, during Rocktober...........
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