gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

by kirsty November 19, 2003

Gobstopper

When you deepthroat a chick so hard she’s gags; gasping, for air. I purposely gargling drule.

If she’d come suck this sword I’d Gobstopper

by Districk September 15, 2019

gobstopper

something you suck on for awhile

"go suck a gobstopper you bloody wanker"

by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021

Gobstopper

When someone gargles cum instead of swallowing it

I blew a load in her mouth, but she was a gobstopper

by Platinum Knight September 15, 2021

gobstopper weed

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .

Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.

by Federal Inmate Number 19225004 March 11, 2008

Gobstopper of the litter

The opposite of the runt of the litter. The biggest of big boys out of the pack. The healthiest and strongest

I bought a new farm dog, real gobstopper of the litter. Should keep my land safe for years to come.

by SmokeyMonkey March 24, 2025

Saharan Gobstopper

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.

My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.

by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018