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Gobstopper 

When you deepthroat a chick so hard she’s gags; gasping, for air. I purposely gargling drule.
If she’d come suck this sword I’d Gobstopper
Gobstopper by Districk September 15, 2019

gobstopper 

"go suck a gobstopper you bloody wanker"
gobstopper by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021

Gobstopper 

When someone gargles cum instead of swallowing it
I blew a load in her mouth, but she was a gobstopper
Gobstopper by Platinum Knight September 15, 2021

gobstopper weed 

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .
Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.

Gobstopper of the litter 

The opposite of the runt of the litter. The biggest of big boys out of the pack. The healthiest and strongest
I bought a new farm dog, real gobstopper of the litter. Should keep my land safe for years to come.

Saharan Gobstopper 

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.
My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.
Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018