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goblin mode 

dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.

A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.
Goblin mode? What the fuck is going on in modern day society?
goblin mode by Michelle Litoris, PhD December 29, 2022

Goblin mode 

When you ascend god (gives you the want for blood). When an individual enters goblin mode there is a 90% that individual will die, if they survive for 7 hours and 26 minutes they will ascend there chosen deity.
Your honour, at the time of the incident my client was in “goblin mode
Goblin mode by Snz June 13, 2023

Goblin Mode 

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it
I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!

Goblin Mode 

Spontaneous twitter space hosted by goblins for humans in celebration of revealing a new goblin technology.

Often accompanied by grunting, burping, farting and occasionally manic laughter.
"ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤGGGₕₕₕₕₕ gₒbbₗᵢₙₛ GₒBₗᵢₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₛ"
"dₒwₙ dₒwₙ ₜₒ gₒbₗᵢₙ ₜₒwₙ"
"Wᵃᶻᶻᶻᶻᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵖ"
"ₕᵤₑₕᵤₐₕₑgₑₕₐg"

"I am going full goblin mode"
Goblin Mode by @Pupibatthoru May 31, 2022

Goblin Mode 

When one decides to participate in evil and vile activities such as being chronically online.
"Professor please restrain me, I'm about to go Goblin Mode." - Leg
Goblin Mode by Trech00 November 22, 2022

goblin mode 

when one mounts as a goblin would as they mate into the sunset
vlad: imagine someone going goblin mode under the concession stand, at 12 pm.
issac: dear god no!
vlad: but why? it would be so hot

issac: upon further consideration, it would be hot
both: (screaming) G O B L I N M O D E!!!