No Goal

a popular phrase in Buffalo after the Sabres lost to the Dallas Stars in game 6 of the Stanley Cup series in 1999. The goal involved Brett Hull's skate in the crease when he scored the series winning goal. Mass protests struck around Buffalo, but the result was upheld. To this this day, the words "No Goal" will always refer to Buffalo.

It was no goal, MAN, I hate Dallas!

by World Domination February 25, 2005

slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

by thejimler May 5, 2015

Complete global saturation

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.

Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*

by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009

GLOBAL IT BOY

One and only JIMIN!!
Jimin the cutie,sexy,lovely and record making boy from South Korea is known as Global IT BOY.
Park Jimin is bigger then BTS and Kpop,his charms makes every local whipped for him,it makes them question their sexuality.

His beautiful dance moves,vocals,looks everything is so fine and the man is angel .
His smile,eyes,cheeks every details makes him so handsome.

Stream Filter+Serendipity+Promise+Christmas love ~

"Once you JIM-IN u can't JIM-OUT "

Jimin is one and only Global It Boy.

Global It Boy "Jimin" is now King of Kpop !!

by RI13 November 14, 2021

Hockey goalie

Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.

That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"

by Sexylacrossegoalie October 31, 2017

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.

Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.

by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010