Goalstacking

The act of simultaneously pursuing multiple goals at the same time.

Richard Feynman liked to combine getting paid with getting laid: he is known for goalstacking physics and women by performing theoretical calculations at stripclubs.

by physicsninja November 29, 2009

Goofstick

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018

Goldstick Pull

Giving a vigorous hand job to a male with a huge, fat cock aka Goldstick.

I met a guy at the bar and gave him a goldstick pull. He roped all over my arm.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Goatlicker

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

gutstick

The penis, the ladypleaser.

He buried his gutstick into her velvet folds......

by danielc May 14, 2003

Goomstick

Another word for Juul.

Freshman 1: Bro, I lost my goomstick can i use yours.
Freshman 2: Nah man my mom took my goomstick.

by Chillkiller_memes April 2, 2019

gutstick

n.
1. A colloquial term for faeces,
2. A larger than average turd

Note: The term is often used during sexual intercourse involving faecal matter

Susie squatted over Mike's face and snapped off a gutstick

Come on man, drop your gutstick in my mouth

by ozdrew July 31, 2006