glutard

A term that apparently means "one who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten," except that isn't how celiac disease or gluten intolerance actually works.

"I'm going to upvote this definition for glutard even though I have no understanding of the difference between an allergy, gluten intolerance and lactose intolerance. I just find people with life-threatening illnesses funny and slightly irritating."

by thegreatglutard May 24, 2013

Glutard

Glutard, someone who can not have wheat gluten in their diet.

Don't worry, I cooked you a special glutard friendly dinner.

by Omega in Colorado October 7, 2010

Glutard

Someone who chooses not to consume gluten but does not have certified medical reasons.

Is your friend actually allergic to gluten or does she just chooses not to eat it?
She’s not allergic - she’s a glutard!

by mamaknowsbest January 11, 2019

Glutard

Someone who is allergic to gluten or has coeliac disease or something that is gluten free.

I’m now a glutard as I have coeliac disease.

Let me just get the glutard bread out of the tin.

by Glutard Man October 29, 2020

Glutard

Someone who rejects gluten with a burning passion

whoa dude that chick is a raging glutard

by Munchmicuchi December 20, 2015

glutarded

To have an intolerance to wheat gluten or be gluten free.

Jane bought glutarded rice crackers to the party for all the hipsters with Celiacs.

by Frobotbrytronic March 12, 2014

guntarded

People who speak about GunControl yet have zero working knowledge of how guns actually work

That Congressman is so Guntarded that he doesn't understand the difference between an Automatic and a Semi-Automatic weapon

by gssixgun November 6, 2017