Beer Gnat

Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"

Beer Gnat

by Shawn Cassick October 18, 2008

Gnat

A stalker; someone who constantly chaces or follows you but is unwanted and annoying

Man, this damn GNAT wont leave me alone. She keeps messaging me and i cant get rid of her!

by 2Sexxiie December 20, 2017

gnats cock

A very tiny measurement.

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'

by softmint April 29, 2014

pecker gnat

small gnats flying around a dogs pecker when its hot outside

Bob:Hey bill look at spot hes swarming with pecker gnats, hes licking his balls, bet you wish you could do that Bill: spot would probably bite me Bob.

by briar gates November 13, 2004

gnarticulate

to express oneself through the use of an extensive gnarcabulary

"Listen to Gnartin Luther King over there; he can gnarticulate like it's not gnarduous"

by KeeganGnartin January 11, 2009

shat-gnat

n. A person who smells like ass.

v. "shat-gnatting, shat-gnatter" The act of sipping another's duck butter through a straw.

v. That girls breath smelled so bad, it was as if she had been shat-gnatting all night.

n. Holy shit shat-gnat when was the last time you took a bath?!

by mwoods244 July 7, 2010

dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.

You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011