glumbo

a super awesome godly cat

i pray to glumbo everyday he is my lord

by glumbo follower April 17, 2022

glurd

Congealed, greasy, fatty matter of indeterminate origin

What is this glurd on my sandwich?

by William Brown May 28, 2006

glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

GlumLord

A person who becomes depressed due to having non-rent paying in-laws, adult children, or other family living in their residence.

Bill is sure down these days, with three adult step-kids in his house and a geriatric aunt living in the basement he's become a real Glumlord.

by JackieDaytona August 5, 2020

glerm

A term used to refer to a friend or group of friends, similar to the words buddy, pal, or dude.

It was created jokingly in a Disney Channel advertisement and then adopted by The Owl House fans.

Sup glerms? Wanna hang out?

by Tea Raven October 1, 2020

Glurgh

It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."

Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !

by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 18, 2013