Glunk

A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container

"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"

by f3ar_me September 23, 2009

glunk

A small found object, usually small pieces of junk metal, gifted as a token of friendship. Often thought of as friendship flair.

As a token of friendship, Bob gave Sarah glunk.

by BandV August 30, 2006

glunk

contaminated weed ,like the stuff thats been sprayed and looks like its not weed

what was that weed like you got yesterday 'it was glunk'

by rob marley August 30, 2008

glunking

the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts

Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”

by gymbro-ology June 13, 2024

Glunking

The act of Cumming into a container and pouring it down a drain of cold water

“I can’t play Fortnite right now I’m glunking my drain”

by HokageGoku112 June 28, 2024

Glunking

The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure

Yo have you tried Glunking yet?

by Masterbaiter42 January 08, 2025

for glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles"

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off well. we're going on a date to White Castle tomorrow.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded or drunk?

by twentyfivefish January 27, 2025