Glungis

A sexually transmitted disease that has the following major symptoms: Raging boner disorder, Uncontrollable swearing, The immediate addiction to black tar heroin, AIDS, extreme hate for blacks, Jews and Asian folk, makes you sexually attracted to coyotes and your cousins, gives your suicidal thoughts, gives you a severe scrotum allergy (Scrotitus A), makes you gay, uncontrollable horniness, loss of pubic hair, causes you to have an extreme fascination with Steven Segal, and everytime you sneeze it gives a small African child Lukemia.

-Not to be mixed with the other word Glungeez, which is a rare disorder that causes rapid shaft growth in small children.

-I aint stickin my dick in yo ass bitch, you stank ass probobly got Glungis or some shit man.
-Nigga I think I got Glungis last Thursday when I busted a nut in my wifes ass.
-Nigga 1: yo whatcha doin man? Nigga2: Fuckin yo bitch, thats what im doin nigga! Nigga 1: Jokes on you bitch, she got Glungis! Nigga 2: Awww Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.

by Pulloutmynine August 25, 2017

glunggus

The fat / fat-rolls on the side of your body

Tyler has glunggus but denies that he has it

by Manstrength April 29, 2022

Glunge

A gushing clunge; a vagina that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with ejaculational fluids.

Roy: "mate I was with this bird last night"
Chuck: "was she quite the fitty?"
Roy: "indeed! She had quite the glunge by the end of the night!"

Barry: "I should have used some goggles for that glunge, bloody hell!"

Frank: "I could have drowned in that glunge."

by Grisby May 2, 2014

glunge

A neologism created to describe a fashion movement seen as a combination of glamour and grunge. Associated with designer Rick Owens.

Shredded jeans and sweaters which cost upwards of $200 must be aspiring to be glunge.

by R Middleton February 11, 2006

Glunga

Glunga Is An Alien That Resembles Pyro From TF2 with the area 451 hat
he is a genocidal maniac

Glunga's species is still without a name
Glunga came out of a moyegg (which is an egg with a moyai face)

Albert: Hello Glunga
Glunga: I am going to beat you to death!!!!!!!

by Albert Wesker (Uroboros Man) August 16, 2021

Glunged

When You Nut and Shit at the same same time.
More often than not the pee-pee milk slips onto your anus creating Shloob Juice.
This occurs when you orgasm whilst doing a handstand and pointing your penis towards the ceiling in an attempt to impregnate yourself.

Rob: Bruh, I was tryna get pregged and i accidentally go Glunged.
Seb: Whoa, you mean the forbidden act?...
Rob: oWo

by Big old nutter butter May 29, 2018

Glunging

The act of clenching and unclenching your sphincter while having meaty swamp ass.

Yo Brandon, my meaty swamp ass is glunging. Where’s the toilet?

by Robert Buttcrunch February 11, 2021