GLP

When you can’t be arsed pumping a groupie so you shove a wine bottle, bottom first into her anus.

Band mate 1 “How was that slag from last night?
Band mate 2 “mate I had no energy so I gave her a “GLP”

by ironsteelfan01 May 17, 2022

GLP

When you can’t be arsed screwing a groupie after a rock show, so you stick a wine bottle in her ass. (Bottom first)

Man 1: “oh man that show rocked! Did you screw that groupie?
Man 2: “nah man I couldn’t be arsed, so I have her a “GLP”

by ironsteelfan01 May 19, 2022

glp

Gibson Les Paul

i want a glp but its too expensive

by rio555 February 12, 2023

GLP'd

GLP'd, Initials of a web site allegedly notorious for a shady business practice of romancing potential customers until they become paying members, then they ban the ip addresses of the paying members saving valuable bandwidth, and making a nice big profit. They may or may not give refunds, which usually depends on how many times you bother them to do so.

Newspaper sites are shutting down all over the net, while customers are complaining that they have not recieved any refunds for their subscriptions, leaving many to suspect that they have been GLP'd... News at eleven....

by Annonymous Coward 7 September 29, 2010

glpbystastic

the feeling of complete success in your life; being better than the rest.

Our love is too amazing, it's glpbystastic.

by horny dory December 23, 2008

glphy

glphy is the coolest dude on the internet. you can find him on instagram, reddit, youtube, discord, ifunny, 4chan, ect. glphy is everywhere...

glphy is one cool dude

by mrfranktastic August 17, 2019

GLPR

Acronym for "Good Luck Paying Rent"

OP: I just moved next door to a Fry's Electronics.

Forum: Good luck paying rent. (GLPR)

by LiquidTable June 3, 2010