GLP

When you can’t be arsed pumping a groupie so you shove a wine bottle, bottom first into her anus.

Band mate 1 “How was that slag from last night?
Band mate 2 “mate I had no energy so I gave her a “GLP”

GLP by ironsteelfan01 May 17, 2022

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GLP

When you can’t be arsed screwing a groupie after a rock show, so you stick a wine bottle in her ass. (Bottom first)

Man 1: “oh man that show rocked! Did you screw that groupie?
Man 2: “nah man I couldn’t be arsed, so I have her a “GLP”

GLP by ironsteelfan01 May 19, 2022

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i want a glp but its too expensive

glp by rio555 February 12, 2023

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GLP'd

GLP'd, Initials of a web site allegedly notorious for a shady business practice of romancing potential customers until they become paying members, then they ban the ip addresses of the paying members saving valuable bandwidth, and making a nice big profit. They may or may not give refunds, which usually depends on how many times you bother them to do so.

Newspaper sites are shutting down all over the net, while customers are complaining that they have not recieved any refunds for their subscriptions, leaving many to suspect that they have been GLP'd... News at eleven....

GLP'd by Annonymous Coward 7 September 29, 2010