glowjob

nickname for krista d.

hey glowjob how ya doing?!

by Krista April 23, 2004

golden glowjob

A combination of a golden shower and a blowjob.

Guy one: Gave my girlfriend a wicked golden glowjob
Guy two: Isn't that from Skyrim?

by memetery1 November 26, 2016

Glojob

A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.

Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.

by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011

Growjob

Anything that makes you grow as an individual, unlike blowjob that makes only a part of your body grow.

Hey man, you should definitely read this book - it's an absolute growjob!

by Grow Bro March 13, 2019

glowjogger

A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga(&apos;send&apos;, &apos;event&apos;, &apos;Autolink&apos;, &apos;Click&apos;, &quot;yogger&quot;);">glownigger</a>

I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger

by Kompress0r September 19, 2020

Glow job

when a girl at a rave party breaks a glow stick on her hand and gives a man a hand job.

"That whore was so drunk she got glow stick shit allover her hands while giving me a hand job i called it a glow job

by Nomore1337 March 18, 2009

glomjob

Glomjob absolute GOAT. Glomjob is good, and fast at soccer. everyone loves glomjob. He is also know as goofy, and a hilarious guy. On hisfree time he plays soccer and plays with his children, little Gjobs. People refer to glomjob as GJ. He is know for his relaxed vibe. He is the true #1.

You wish you were as cool as glomjob.

by random little lizard May 16, 2017