Gloss

The act of becoming gross and or referring to something that is gross.

Also pertains to trying to make a joke from storytelling but end up tripping on your own words (i.e. your brain and your mouth not being able to keep up with each other) and in turn the word gross gets reverse-Asianized and is heard as GLOSS.

While in the wetback section of Fresno, Vos got GLOSSED out at the site of a 86' Camaro on cinder blocks.

by www.tubby-bitch.com April 25, 2003

Gloss

Episode 5 of Cocktail chats luke hemmings was so drunk he question how to say glass so say gloss

Luke : press my cheek against the glass?Gloss? I don't know who I am anymore

by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018

Gloss

When someone farts quiet and it stinks alot.

Boy : Dude, whats starts with G and ends with s
Boy2 : Gloss!
Boy : Hell yeah!
Boy2 : thats gross uuuuuuugh

by JiiZz November 20, 2011

gloss

a new way to say hype or ill

yo that nexx gurls gear is gloss

by kdfjasd dfkjasdfkj January 6, 2004

GLOSSED

The act of consuming too much alcohol resulting in blurred & or distorted vision

Ex: I was out last night & got totally glossed

Ex: I picked up this guy/girl at the club, but I got so drunk, I realized it was a mistake, I was glossed.

by ashleycpful October 19, 2010

Gloss

southern slang of the word "to glow"

damn, that ring gloss

by soulja December 31, 2004

glossed

To get wasted and become very talkative.

Barry and I were all glossed up last night mac'n to some foxy ladies.

by SsTtUu April 29, 2011