Glossing

The act of passionately stroking an object or being up to two times. Can only be suductive or friendly, eye contact and language determine the difference. No more them two strokes or it would be referred to as "petting."
Would you stop glossing my pillow, your hands are filthy.
by ThePhysicists June 01, 2015
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Gloss

To suck a guy's dick until he cums, after the two of you have been fucking and he hasn't cum yet.
To stop fucking to finish a guy off by sucking his dick.
"Yo I'm exhausted, you gotta gloss."
"Mmm, want me to gloss baby?"
"Damn man, my girl will hop off my dick just so she can gloss."
"Bitch, get down here and gloss."
by ThickQueen October 30, 2018
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Gloss

The act of becoming gross and or referring to something that is gross.

Also pertains to trying to make a joke from storytelling but end up tripping on your own words (i.e. your brain and your mouth not being able to keep up with each other) and in turn the word gross gets reverse-Asianized and is heard as GLOSS.
While in the wetback section of Fresno, Vos got GLOSSED out at the site of a 86' Camaro on cinder blocks.
by www.tubby-bitch.com April 25, 2003
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Episode 5 of Cocktail chats luke hemmings was so drunk he question how to say glass so say gloss
Luke : press my cheek against the glass?Gloss? I don't know who I am anymore
by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018
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Gloss

When someone farts quiet and it stinks alot.
Boy : Dude, whats starts with G and ends with s
Boy2 : Gloss!
Boy : Hell yeah!
Boy2 : thats gross uuuuuuugh
by JiiZz June 04, 2011
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GLOSSED

The act of consuming too much alcohol resulting in blurred & or distorted vision
Ex: I was out last night & got totally glossed

Ex: I picked up this guy/girl at the club, but I got so drunk, I realized it was a mistake, I was glossed.
by ashleycpful October 17, 2010
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Gloss

by soulja December 31, 2004
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