glorp

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration

whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!

by nick mertens April 4, 2007

glorp

A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.

Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!

by Gdogg January 25, 2005

glorp

A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.

Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!

by tr3eman9 December 24, 2008

glorp

a man wearing no pants

that dude went full glorp

by fnipper August 4, 2021

Glorp

the onomatopoeia describing the feeling of a jellyfish leaving the body during one's menstrual cycle.

It felt like I just glorped a jellyfish!

by misterrrr April 5, 2021

Glorp

A really intense slimy blowjob that one one person gives a man...

Guy 1: Last night, this girl totally glorped all over my schlong man!!
Guy2: What's a glorp?
Guy1: The best blowie you will ever have, if you are into messy ones that is.
Guy2: That sounds amazing
Guy1: It is~

by AelaraTheGoo April 12, 2017

Glorp

Noun ~ To Glorp is to be chill as in your not mad, you’re just chillin

Boy “Ay bro he just fucked yo girl.”
You I’m glorping

by Kalepaaaaa March 31, 2020