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glorp

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration
whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!
by nick mertens April 4, 2007
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glorp

A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.
Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!
by Gdogg January 25, 2005
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glorp

A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.
Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!
by tr3eman9 December 24, 2008
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glorp

by fnipper August 4, 2021
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Glorp

the onomatopoeia describing the feeling of a jellyfish leaving the body during one's menstrual cycle.
It felt like I just glorped a jellyfish!
by misterrrr April 5, 2021
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Glorp

A really intense slimy blowjob that one one person gives a man...
Guy 1: Last night, this girl totally glorped all over my schlong man!!
Guy2: What's a glorp?
Guy1: The best blowie you will ever have, if you are into messy ones that is.
Guy2: That sounds amazing
Guy1: It is~
by AelaraTheGoo April 12, 2017
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Glorp

Noun ~ To Glorp is to be chill as in your not mad, you’re just chillin
Boy “Ay bro he just fucked yo girl.”
You I’m glorping
by Kalepaaaaa March 31, 2020
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