Glop

A fictional character you want to absolutely destroy with cuteness aggression but love them so much you just want to scream so badly but you want them to die within the first chapter/episode.

GAKUPO IS MY GLOP, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT WHY CANT HE JUST DIE FOR ONCE

by PERICLODTHEGREATESR May 9, 2023

glop

a big fuckin fat person

that glop needs to go for a jog

by kid indiana August 2, 2004

Glop

(n.)
1. Someone who acts like a clown or like they're drunk
2. A very immature person
3. A person who you may want to slap on occasions

(v.)
1. to annoy
2. to frighten extremely
3. to attack

(a.)
1. to be wierd
2. to be drunk, under the influence
3. to be the most annoying person ever

Emily: "Did you see The Rev? He was drunk off his ass!"
Olivia: "Hellyeah! He is such a glop!"

Olivia: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Emily, hey Emily, hey Em-"
Emily: "QUIT GLOPPING ME!"

Olivia: "H-hey, hey, hey E-emily! Pass the J.D.!"
Emily: "You're being totally gloppish tonight."

by MrsDickCuzImNasty June 27, 2009

Glop

The standard unit of measurement used to describe one "spurt" of cum.

"I think he really likes me Brenda, he hit me with about three or four glops last night!"

by SlapperOfHams May 10, 2015

Glop

The sound your gyal makes when your shagging and she tries saying something but she is in the middle of giving head.

Man: Yes Shantel *Moans*
Women: *Glop Glop*

by WYFisapseudonym? June 16, 2018

Glop

A fat ass dab

" Look at this huge bedtime glop. I'm going to sleep so good. "

by Meatloaaf September 12, 2019

Glop

The sound of a woman sitting on the toilet after sex.

Oh my God, there was three glops of cum after that pound session.

by Makomike December 16, 2020