The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.
There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.
by smebobo October 5, 2019
Get the Glooping mug.masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.
it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!
omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!
omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!
by 3meitloml May 2, 2023
Get the gooning mug.A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.
by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022
Get the prestige gooning mug.The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.
Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).
by Bart101 November 4, 2011
Get the Glooming mug.The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
by jackinjason September 14, 2005
Get the gooning mug.Gooning is an act wherein porn addicts masturbate and edge for hours on end, yet do not achieve orgasm (nor do they want to) for weeks or months. Any orgasm a gooner/goonette does have should be ruined (save that of a femboy or sissy, who are allowed a ruin or a sissygasm).
by Goonyfemboy April 17, 2018
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ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
by Allanus May 12, 2022
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