glonch

A variation on fellatio where the entirety of the penis and testicles are inserted into the mouth.

Abe: So did she have deepthroat skills at all?

George: Shit yeah! She was even able to glonch me!

Abe: So...you have a tiny penis.

George: Shit yeah!

by mbeech September 29, 2006

goonch

a catfish that is found in the foot hills of the Himalayas they can grow up to 12 ft and are able to swallow a man howl

an Indian man was confirmed swallowed by a goonch

by midnight-L7 August 20, 2010

Gooncheese .

Meaning idiot , Mainly a cross between a Nobcheese and a goon . Mainly used around the Romford area .

idiotweirdnobcheesegoonGooncheese .

by Essex♥ November 5, 2009

Goloncholong

There is no definition

It’s everything and nothing

It’s just goloncholong

It’s called goloncholong

You’re a goloncholong

GOLONCHOLONG

by Fuxking MEOW June 30, 2019

GOONCHING

This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.

Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch

by plashado January 26, 2018

Goonch

Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.

When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.

by Aaron October 31, 2004

Gooncha-Bob

someone who is extremely ugly or has a strange or out of the ordinary look.

Oh my god!!! did you see that dude???he was a Gooncha-Bob!

by Roni Coleman September 1, 2008