groommate

A male friend (or roommate) of yours who is getting married.

Mike and I aren't really friends, so much as groommates.

by goshdurnit June 21, 2007

Bloommate

An honest, and fashionable friend that you trust to go shopping with. Someone who will go to Bloomingdales with you at all hours of the day for good sales, and believes that with the right attire even you can be a sexy biatch.

Bloomingdales is having a killer after Christmas sale on Friday, I need to call my bloommate, John, and see if he's off. He's the only person I trust to help me pick out bras.

by toysrdave December 31, 2010

gloomiate

to think gloomy thoughts; to presume only bad things are in store.

He was so prone to gloomiate that even hyenas avoided his company.

by Tempest-67 December 25, 2023

gloomiate

To worry excessively, leaning always towards a presumption of negative outcomes, whether mundane or catastrophic.

Bob's tendency to gloomiate led his friends to nickname him Eeyore.

by Tempest-67 January 6, 2024

gloomster

Standard Tori insult for someone who can be referred to as a "Debbie Downer".

"I don't think I'm being a gloomster"

by Risadder February 22, 2021

gloomyalex

gloomyalex is an epic miraculous tiktoker who has no friends and is epic. They have thousands of kids in their basement and will make soup out of them.

gloomyalex is an idiot

by gloomyalex November 20, 2021

goonmates

Roommates but you both goon 247

Hey I’m goonmates with Kyle this year, “uh you mean roommates” Nah we Goon bro’s ;)

by MinecarftMilker April 23, 2024